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October 15, 2007


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Occasionally, we here at TopFive like to do
intelligent, thought-provoking topics aimed at
a more discerning caliber of comedy consumer.

Today is NOT one of those occasions.


A Houston woman gave her husband a sherry enema,
resulting in a blood alcohol level of .47 percent
-- and his death. Do not try this at home, kids.


The Top 16 Names for Enema Cocktails
(Part I)


  1. Tom Colons

  2. Creme de Kaopectate

  3. Slippery Rectum

  4. Pan-Galactic Colon Blaster

  5. Tekillya Bum-wise

  6. Bum Runner

  7. Gin and Colonic

  8. Dingleberry Daiquiri

  9. Butt Nog

  10. Stink Lady

  11. Assmopolitan

  12. Harvey Stallbanger

  13. Long Island Assed Tea

  14. B-50 Stool

  15. Prison Sex on the Beach

    and the Number 1 Name for an Enema Cocktail...

  16. Brandy Exlaxander



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Selected from 132 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 1 (3rd #1)
  • Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 2 Website
  • Bingo Yarwell, Perth, Australia -- 3
  • Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis, MO -- 4
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 6
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 7
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 8 Hall of Famer
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 8 Hall of Famer
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 9
  • Amanda Paulette, Chester, VA -- 10, 15
  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 10 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 10 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Barb Astrin, Cumming, GA -- 11 (Rookie!)
  • Brian Daywalt, Wabash, IN -- 12
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 12
  • Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 12
  • Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 13 Website
  • John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 14
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 16
  • Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA -- 16
  • Patty Herron, Cullman, AL -- 16
  • Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • NOFX, Berkeley, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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