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October 16, 2007


The Top 16 Names for Enema Cocktails
(Part II)


  1. Tequila Moonrise

  2. Bum and Coke

  3. Margarectum

  4. Poopa Libre

  5. Dooty Call

  6. Colostopolitan

  7. Sex on the Toilet

  8. Stooldriver

  9. Manshattan

  10. Pina Colonic

  11. Potato Up the Tailpipe

  12. Southern Discomfort

  13. Doodie Martini

  14. Wipe Rushin'

  15. Long Intestine Iced Tea

    and the Number 1 Name for an Enema Cocktail...

  16. Sloe Comfortable Eewwwww



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Selected from 132 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Bingo Yarwell, Perth, Australia -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
  • Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 2
  • Michael Sheinbaum, Guilford, CT -- 3 Website
  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 4, 8 Website
  • Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 5, 7
  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 5, 7
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 6, 12
  • Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL -- 7, 13
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 7, 15 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 7
  • Barb Astrin, Cumming, GA -- 9, Banner Tag
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 10, 13
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 11
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 14 Hall of Famer
  • Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 15
  • Yoram Puius, Boston, MA -- 15
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 15
  • Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 16
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Dead Youth, Chicago, IL -- Ambience   (explanation)

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