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Starring John Cusack as the raccoon.
July 23, 2008


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

The NBA has decided to allow the new owners of
the Seattle SuperSonics to move the franchise to
Oklahoma and rename it the Oklahoma City Thunder.

Approving the move not only deprives the people
of Seattle of a team they've had four decades,
it gives a team to Oklahoma City, bypassing
at least a dozen larger markets like San Diego,
San Jose, Jacksonville, Austin, Baltimore,
Ft. Worth, El Paso, Louisville and Las Vegas.

Since the league is awarding franchises to
smaller cities and towns, it's only fair that
TopFive be allowed to name those teams, right?


The Top 15 Names for Small-Market NBA Teams
(Part II)


  1. Lincoln Logs

  2. El Paso Gas

  3. Duluth Lips

  4. Fresno Frickenway

  5. Little Rock Hudsons

  6. Walla Walla Ballaz

  7. Helena Handbasket

  8. Nome Chomskis

  9. Woodstock Stoners

  10. Boise II Men

  11. Toledo Shuffle

  12. Mesa Horny

  13. Rockford Files

  14. Redmond Blue Screen of Death

    and the Number 1 Name for a Small-Market NBA Team...

  15. Staten Island Fairies



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Selected from 119 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 1, 8 (12th #1)
  • Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 2
  • Randy Pan, Sulphur, LA -- 3
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 4, Banner Tag
  • Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 5
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 6, 10 Hall of Famer
  • Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 7
  • Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 9
  • Brian Daywalt, Wabash, IN -- 9
  • J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 9
  • L. A. Bettencourtt, Macon, GA -- 10
  • Randy Lee, Burke, VA -- 11
  • Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID -- 12
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 13 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 14 Hall of Famer
  • Cristina Vida, Baltimore, MD -- 14
  • Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 15 Website
  • Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- Topic
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Static-X, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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