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July 12, 2007


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Apologies for the two days of classic lists,
but we had a self-inflicted scheduling issue.

Little Fiver Month is drawing to a close.

Today's list was compiled by
Top5 Work moderator Wade Kwon.

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The Top 13 New Jobs in the Harry Potter Universe


  1. Quidditch steroid tester

  2. Big, Tall and Giant tailor

  3. Dementor recruiter ("Kill all that you can kill")

  4. Fan grief counselor

  5. Erotic Snape charmer

  6. Death Eater nutritional counselor

  7. Grand Imperial Wizard (South Hogwarts only)

  8. Automatic SpellChecker

  9. Director, Department of Warrant-less Owl-Tapping, Ministry of Magic

  10. Hat Sharpener

  11. Recruiter for alternative Montessori Wizard's School

  12. Gillyweed dealer

    and the Number 1 New Job in the Harry Potter Universe...

  13. Muggle whisperer



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Selected from 68 submissions from 24 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 1, 13 (18th #1) Website
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2, 9 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chris Irby, Dallas, TX -- 4, 7
  • David Kass, Queens, NY -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 6 Hall of Famer
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 8 Hall of Famer
  • Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 10
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 11
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 12
  • Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- List moderator Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • America, London, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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