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Warning: Do not read while breastfeeding.
March 21, 2008


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Since TopFive has been doing lists for
14 years now, we occasionally like to
re-visit previous topics and see what we
can do with them now that we're a teenager.


The Top 15 New Names for Roller Derby Chicks
(Part I)


  1. Helen Killer

  2. Ellen Degenerate

  3. Emily Kickinson

  4. Mad Donna

  5. Kim Karsmashian

  6. Margaret Smasher

  7. Debbie, the Mild Mannered Office Receptionist -- OF DOOM!

  8. Kristi Hammercoochi

  9. Carmen Electracution

  10. Teara Lipoffski fatr

  11. The Rack

  12. Bitch Cassidy

  13. Tranny Montanny

  14. Amy Roundhouse

    and the Number 1 New Name for a Roller Derby Chick...

  15. Jane Austen Powers



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Selected from 83 submissions from 29 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 1 (32nd #1) Hall of Famer
  • Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 2, 12
  • Randy Lee, Burke, VA -- 3
  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 5
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 6
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 7
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 8 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 9
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 10, 15
  • Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 11
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 13 Hall of Famer
  • Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID -- 14
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Anna Karina, Copenhagen, Denmark -- Ambience   (explanation)

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