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Big fresh-from-the-campfire taste!
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November 9, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Ohio state legislator Matt Barrett surprised his
high school audience when, during a presentation
on how bills becomes laws, the computer he was
using displayed a photo of a nude woman.
But was that the *only* surprise in his presentation?
The Top 15 Other Surprises
in Matt Barrett's Presentation
- A PhotoShopped image of the capital dome with a nipple.
- Fifteen students admitted to knowing the woman in the picture -- and suggested Barrett might want to go get a blood test.
- Showed students his Second Life avatar, which looked like a shirtless Jimmy Smits.
- A series of global coordinates showing, respectively, the sites of Jimmy Hoffa's burial, Amelia Earhart's final resting place and Britney's missing panties.
- The nude woman? Nancy Pelosi. With Joe Lieberman's head.
- The bill paperwork itself actually goes from the House to the Senate by being passed stall-to-stall in the Minneapolis airport men's room.
- The kids now have a hard-to-undo conception of "pie charts."
- "... and the Appropriations Committee is represented by a brass pole. As the bill shimmies around the Appropriations Committee, special-interest lobbyists stuff her G-string with 500-dollar bills."
- At no time during the entire presentation did Windows crash.
- His admission that, truth be told, naked women are the number *one* reason most bills become law.
- His screensaver: the Haliburton logo devouring the Bill of Rights.
- During the presentation, 40 percent of the male students spontaneously PowerPointed.
- Black and white photos of a fetching J. Edgar Hoover in lingerie.
- A really disturbing picture of Paris Hilton studying for her GED.
and the Number 1 Other Surprise in Matt Barrett's Presentation...
- Half of the computer science class correctly identified the object of the picture as a naked woman.
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Selected from 95 submissions from 33 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 1 (8th #1)
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 2
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 3, 7 Hall of Famer
- Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 3
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 4, 8 Website / Hall of Famer
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 5
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 6 Hall of Famer
- Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 9
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 10
- Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 11
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 12
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 13 Hall of Famer
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 14
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 15 Hall of Famer
- Barb Astrin, Cumming, GA -- Topic
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Blue Rodeo, Toronto, ON, Canada -- Ambience (explanation)
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