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Chosen first alternate on the 2008 Olympic List Team!
June 30, 2008


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

California's Orange County Register newspaper has
made the decision to outsource copy editing to India.

Uh-oh. I sure hope they don't do it on the cheap.


The Top 15 Outsourced Newspaper Headlines From India


  1. Green Houses in Sky Making Temperatures Too Warm

  2. New York Mets Losing So Often, Manager Is Set on Fire

  3. The headline queue is full; there is an approximate 30-minute wait time until a new headline will be available.

  4. Midwest Sissies Petulantly Whine About Non-Annual Flooding

  5. Telecoms to Receive Vaccinations

  6. Cleveland Punjabis Defeat San Diego Fathers 3-2 as Water Vessels Fight to the Death

  7. Studies Show Men Taking Viagra Have Longer, Firmer Lives

  8. Driver Loses Arm and Leg in Oil Amputation

  9. Famous Comedian Executed for Saying Forbidden Words on TV

  10. Clothings Experts Say What You Should Wear This Summer Is Much, Much Different From What You Wore Last Summer

  11. Boston Clerics Win 17th NAMBLA Championship in Sex Games

  12. Bear Attacks Wall Street!

  13. Court Allows Married California Couples to Be Happy

  14. Strange Singer Amy Winehouse Is Sikh!

    and the Number 1 Outsourced Newspaper Headline From India...

  15. Britney Spears Shows Hairless Kitten to Photographers



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Selected from 79 submissions from 30 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 1 (3rd #1)
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 2
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3, 11 Hall of Famer
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 4, 6, 14 (Hat trick!) Hall of Famer
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 4
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 7
  • David Kass, Queens, NY -- 8 Hall of Famer
  • Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID -- 9, 12
  • Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 10
  • Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 10
  • Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 13
  • Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 15
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
  • Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • India.Arie, Denver, CO -- Ambience   (explanation)

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