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Now *this* is your brain on drugs, dude.
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October 26, 2007
The Top 17 Pickup Lines Used on a City Bus
- "Baby, you put the 'ass' in 'mass transit.'"
- "Look, it's either me or the guy peeing on himself. Your choice."
- "You'd better pull that cord now, baby, 'cause once we get started you'll never want to stop."
- "How would you like a free ride on #69?"
- "If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you... oh, you already are."
- "Care to transfer to my lap?"
- "I'm stuck on you like my shoe to this floor."
- "Next stop: Looooooooooove."
- "Hmmmm... it appears that all the seats are taken -- except for my face, that is."
- "So what's a pretty girl like you doing riding a '62 General Motors class DD, model SDM-4501, split-differential Suburban bus with Hydromatic transmission?"
- "I like you so much, here's your wallet back."
- "Somehow, you just seem different than the other downtrodden losers who can't afford a car."
- "Nice seat. Is it taken?"
- "My stop's a mile away, but I'm getting off right now."
- "Unless you and I are going at it at 50 mph, this bus is gonna explode!"
- "Is it true the ride is bumpiest in the rear?"
and the Number 1 Pickup Line Used on a City Bus...
- "Your breasts on the bus go up and down, up and down, up and down..."
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Selected from 105 submissions from 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 1 (20th #1)
- John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 2 Hall of Famer
- John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 3
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4, 12 Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5, 7 Hall of Famer
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 6
- Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 8
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 9
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 10
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 11
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 13
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 14 Hall of Famer
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 14, 16
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 15 Website / Hall of Famer
- Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 17
- Barb Astrin, Cumming, GA -- Topic
- Jim Larsen, Springfield, MO -- Banner tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- The Hollies, Manchester, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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