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July 31, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
We didn't get a list out yesterday, as our publishing
department was done in by a malfunctioning computer
made by a manufacturer who shall remain nameless (Dell).
We'll send out a list on Saturday to make up for it.
As for today's list... uh-oh, Yogi, it's Mr. Ranger!
The Top 16 Picnic Pick-up Lines
- "If I get my hot dogs and hamburger patties from the cooler, would you grab my buns?"
- "Got any edible undies in that basket?"
- "Uh oh, looks like those ants are headed for your pants. You'd better take them off!"
- "Would you rub some mayonnaise on my back?"
- "You know, these hot wings are pretty good, too, but your breasts and thighs look absolutely delicious."
- "Care for a taste of ripe, succulent melon?"
- "Wanna get poison ivy in an awkward spot?"
- "I love the smell of tuna in the afternoon."
- "Looks to me like you really know your way around a hot wiener."
- "Wow! You've got an ice chest!
- "You had me at Jell-O with shaved carrots."
- "Do you need a utensil? 'Cause I'd sure love to spork you."
- "I decided not to enter the race because I like to take my time in the sack."
- "Nice spread."
- "Would you two ladies care to make a sandwich with me?"
and the Number 1 Picnic Pick-up Lines...
- "My bologna has a first name, and he'd like to introduce himself."
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Selected from 107 submissions from 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 1, 3 (18th #1)
- L. A. Bettencourtt, Macon, GA -- 2
- Cristina Vida, Baltimore, MD -- 2
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3, 11 Hall of Famer
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 3, 16
- Russ Beland, Springfield, VA -- 4, 12
- J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 5
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 5
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 6 Website / Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 7 Hall of Famer
- Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL -- 8
- Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 8
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 10
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 11 Hall of Famer
- Randy Lee, Burke, VA -- 12
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 13 Hall of Famer
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 14
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 15
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- Topic
- Pam Howell, Williston, FL -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- A.C., Boston, MA -- Ambience (explanation)
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