August 6, 2007
The Top 18 Poor Responses to the Question
"Are You Seeing Someone Else?"
- "I'll only tell you if you promise not to get mad."
- "Funny, someone else asked me the same question today!"
- "Yes! But she is SUCH a skank compared to you."
- "You mean another earth-species biped?"
- "Of course not, dear. By the way, Chelsea said to tell you good luck in tonight's debate."
- "No, dearest. There's only you and my husband."
- "I'd like to answer your question, but I've taken a vow to protect the president. Besides, my memory of those alleged incidents is rather hazy."
- "Of course I am! We're speed-dating, you moron!"
- "My darling, after I married you I lost all interest in women."
- "Aren't we not supposed to talk about this until tomorrow's 'Jerry Springer Show' taping?"
- "Um... does the top of your sister's head count?"
- "If by 'seeing.' you mean screwing, and by 'someone else,' you're referring to the young lady who's currently underneath me, then yes. Yes, I am."
- "What happens in Second Life stays in Second Life!"
- "Seeing her? Hell, I'm banging her like a tambourine!"
- "Actually I don't see much, thanks to the zippered latex mask Mistress Angelique makes me wear."
- "Yes, but only because she's younger and thinner than you."
- "Baby, I try my damndest to see someone else every time you and I have sex."
and the Number 1 Poor Response to the Question "Are You Seeing Someone Else?"...
- "No! You see, *that's* the beauty of the glory hole!"
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Selected from 138 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA -- 1 (29th #1) Hall of Famer
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 1 (46th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
- Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 2
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 3
- Fred Hesby, Portland, OR -- 4, 6, 12 (Hat trick!) Website
- Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 4, 8
- Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 4
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 4 Website
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 5, 9
- Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 5
- Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI -- 7, 11
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 8, Topic
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 9, 10 Hall of Famer
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 12 Hall of Famer
- Ross Brown, Laguna Niguel, CA -- 12, 17
- Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 13, 15
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 14 Hall of Famer
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 14
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 15 Hall of Famer
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 15 Website / Hall of Famer
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 15 Website
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 15
- Chuck Brown, St. Stephen, NB, Canada -- 16
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 18 Hall of Famer
- Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Squeeze, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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