The Top 14 Positive Incontinence Slogans (Part I)

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January 15, 2008

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

With the U.S. population rapidly aging and fattening,
the National Institutes of Health is attempting to remove
the stigma of incontinence so more people will seek help,
saying, "We as a society need to get over our discomfort
with this subject so that incontinence sufferers receive
the compassion, acceptance and care they need."

THAT, my friends, is what is known in the comedy
business as a slow, fat pitch right down the middle.

The Top 14 Positive Incontinence Slogans
(Part I)

Give yourself a warm feeling all over.
Urine good pants.
Keep going and going and going... and that's OK.
Was it in you?
If you're happy and you know it, wet your pants.
Hey, bladder, bladder... hey, bladder, bladder... spring!
Stink outside the buns.
Even Michael Jordan was a dribbler.
Pee all that you can pee.
Enjoy a soothing warm bath -- in the comfort of your own pants.
Can you smell me now?
100% more comfortable than having a catheter shoved in your peehole.
Waste is a terrible thing to mind.
and the Number 1 Positive Incontinence Slogan...
You look good in yellow!

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