The Top 14 Positive Incontinence Slogans (Part II)

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January 16, 2008

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

With the U.S. population rapidly aging and fattening,
the National Institutes of Health is attempting to remove
the stigma of incontinence so more people will seek help,
saying, "We as a society need to get over our discomfort
with this subject so that incontinence sufferers receive
the compassion, acceptance and care they need."

The Top 14 Positive Incontinence Slogans
(Part II)

Relief? You're soaking in it!
Relax and go with the flow.
Good to the last drop, wherever it lands.
Piss first, ask questions later.
Be the Whizzer of Aahs.
You haven't left skid marks like this since you had that '66 Camaro.
Go wee, wee, wee, all the way home.
Incontinent? Urine luck!
Pissing: It's not just for swimming pools anymore!
Do the doo.
Give YOUR pants the fresh, clean scent of ammonia.
Don't worry, be soggy.
AARP: "P" is part of who we are!
and the Number 1 Positive Incontinence Slogan...
Astronaut tested and approved.

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Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
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Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 9
Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 10
Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 11 Website
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 12
Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 14
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 14 Hall of Famer
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