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Now with Pomegranate Rumination!
March 14, 2008


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Democrat presidential hopeful Barack Obama's foreign
policy advisor had to resign recently after calling
fellow Dem candidate Hillary Clinton "a monster."


The Top 17 Presidential Primary Monster Movies


  1. Dodd of the Dead

  2. Invasion of the Biden Smashers

  3. Return of the Living Dead II: Yes, That Means *You*, Ralph

  4. Bride of Clintonstein

  5. The Texas McCainsaw Massacre

  6. What Ever Happened to Baby Dennis?

  7. John Edwardscissorhands

  8. Mitt Came from Outer Space

  9. Hillaween

  10. Night of the Living Fred

  11. When a Stranger Calls at 3 A.M.

  12. Baracula

  13. Dr. Change-love or: How I Learned to Stop Thinking and Love Obama

  14. The MunchinYerBrain Candidate

  15. A Nader-Mare on Pennsylvania Avenue

  16. I Haunt Huckabee

    and the Number 1 Presidential Primary Monster Movie...

  17. Attack of the Killer Tancredos



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Selected from 107 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 1 (31st #1)
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 2
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 3, 11
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 3
  • Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 3
  • Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 3 Website
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 6, 14, 17 (Hat trick!)
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 7 Hall of Famer
  • Randy Lee, Burke, VA -- 7
  • Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 8 Hall of Famer
  • Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 8
  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 8, 12
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 9 Hall of Famer
  • Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI -- 9
  • Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 10
  • Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID -- 11 (Rookie!)
  • Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 13
  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 13
  • Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 15 Hall of Famer
  • Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 16
  • Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- Topic Hall of Famer
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Love and Rockets, Northamptonshire, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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