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July 25, 2008
The Top 18 Proposed Events
for the 2008 Office Olympics
- 25-Meter Starbucks Dash
- 4x100 Butt-Xerox Relay
- Slippery Floor/High Heel Gymnastics
- Bureaucratic Red Tape Steeplechase
- Hands-Free Urinal-Cake Carving
- Gossip Relay
- Six-Hour PowerPoint Presentation Stay-Awake Marathon
- Uneven Bars Lunch-Hour Pub Crawl
- 10,000-Meter Mid-Level Management Hurdles
- Meeting Doodle Decathlon
- Windows Vista Installation Disk-Cuss
- Blame Toss
- Singles and Pairs Brown-Nosing
- "Accidental" Breast Stroke
- Synchronized Ass-Covering
- Freestyle Accounting
- Pornsite-to-Spreadsheet Alt-Tab Sprint
and the Number 1 Proposed Event for the 2008 Office Olympics...
- Blackberry Synchronized Synching
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Selected from 86 submissions from 30 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1 (59th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2, 14 Website / Hall of Famer
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 2
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 2
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3 Hall of Famer
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 4, 10 Hall of Famer
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 5, 11
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 6
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 6
- Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 6
- Randy Lee, Burke, VA -- 6
- L. A. Bettencourtt, Macon, GA -- 7, 13
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 7, 15
- Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID -- 8
- J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 9, 17
- Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC -- 10, 15 Website
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 12
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 16
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 17
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 18, Topic
- Pam Howell, Williston, FL -- Banner tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- The Decemberists, Portland, OR -- Ambience (explanation)
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