Here in the U.S. of A., gas prices are sky high.
In fact, we're paying almost as much as they
do in Europe! And now there's word that the
government might even give us a one-day break
from having to pay tax on gasoline purchases.
So are we REALLY going to have a gas
tax holiday? No telling -- but let's
name that sucker now, just in case.
The Top 17 Proposed Names for the Gas Tax Holiday
Tanksgiving
MeMoreOil Day
Resourcehog Day
Hondakah
Exxmas
Take-It-Up-the-Ash Wednesday
Buying Votes for Election Day
Bendover
National Take Your Handgun to Work Day
3 and 9/10s of July
The Feast of St. Halliburton
Oildependence Day
We're All Fools Day
HollowGestureWeen
Citgo de Mayo
"Everyone Benefits but Ed Begley, Jr." Day
and the Number 1 Proposed Name for the Gas Tax Holiday...
St. Vaseline's Day
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