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May 9, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Here in the U.S. of A., gas prices are sky high.
In fact, we're paying almost as much as they
do in Europe! And now there's word that the
government might even give us a one-day break
from having to pay tax on gasoline purchases.
So are we REALLY going to have a gas
tax holiday? No telling -- but let's
name that sucker now, just in case.
The Top 17 Proposed Names for the Gas Tax Holiday
- Tanksgiving
- MeMoreOil Day
- Resourcehog Day
- Hondakah
- Exxmas
- Take-It-Up-the-Ash Wednesday
- Buying Votes for Election Day
- Bendover
- National Take Your Handgun to Work Day
- 3 and 9/10s of July
- The Feast of St. Halliburton
- Oildependence Day
- We're All Fools Day
- HollowGestureWeen
- Citgo de Mayo
- "Everyone Benefits but Ed Begley, Jr." Day
and the Number 1 Proposed Name for the Gas Tax Holiday...
- St. Vaseline's Day
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Selected from 91 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1, 6, 17 (56th #1) (Hat trick!) Website / Hall of Famer
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 2
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 3, 12, 17 (Hat trick!) Website / Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 4, 16 Hall of Famer
- Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 4
- Barbara McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI -- 5
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 6, 17 Hall of Famer
- Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 6
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 6
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 6 Hall of Famer
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 7
- John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 8, 17
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 10, 15, Banner Tag
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 11
- Matt Kall, Solon, OH -- 13
- Michael Sheinbaum, Guilford, CT -- 13 Website
- Elizabeth Black, Asotin, WA -- 14, 17 Website
- Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID -- 16
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 17, Topic Website / Hall of Famer
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 17
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Sick on the Bus, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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