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December 4, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
French President Nicholas Sarkozy halted a "60 Minutes"
interview with Lesley Stahl when she asked him about
his wife, Cecilia -- not realizing the couple was
secretly going through a divorce at the time. D'OH!
But what questions did she NOT have a chance to ask?
The Top 16 Questions Lesley Stahl
Did Not Get to Ask the French President
- "So... guillotined anybody this week?"
- "I bet it really freaked you guys out when we started calling them 'freedom fries,' didn't it?"
- "What do you think of the Burger King Croissan'wich?"
- "Please answer the question! Now, for the tenth time, What does 'Je ne sais quois' mean?"
- "If one train leaves Paris traveling north by northwest at 75 km/hr, and a second train leaves Lyon eighteen minutes later traveling south east at 62 km/hr, why did your wife leave you?"
- "Why did France refuse to support the war in Iraq? Was there a shortage of white flags that week?"
- "Are you planning on killing any more members of the British Royal Family?"
- "Fries. Toast. Bread. Horn. Dressing. Kisses! You people have your hands into damn near EVERYthing, don't you?"
- "Do you think your ex-wife could teach me to braid my armpit hair?"
- "Why is it you can't speak the language as beautifully as those lovely people from Quebec?"
- "If Jerry Lewis were to die today, would you prefer Gilbert Gottfried or Carrot Top as your next national treasure?"
- "Voulez-vous couchez avec Andy Rooney?"
- "See this? Can I assume your people just call this a 'tickler'?"
- "That iron skeleton is such an eyesore. When are you guys going to get off your butts and finish the Eiffel Tower?"
- "Forget global warming and the Middle East. Can you explain your country's stance on *deodorant*?"
and the Number 1 Question Lesley Stahl Did Not Get to Ask the French President...
- "So, how much is it going to cost us to get you to keep Gerard Depardieu the hell away from Hollywood?"
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Selected from 128 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 1, 3 (10th #1) Website
- Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 2, 4
- J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 5
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 6
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 6
- Barb Astrin, Cumming, GA -- 7
- Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 8, 16
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 8
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 9
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 9
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 10, 14
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 11 Website
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 12 Hall of Famer
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 13 Hall of Famer
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 15
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Sylvain Sylvain, Cairo, Egypt -- Ambience (explanation)
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