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Cools and soothes dry, scratchy throats.
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March 1, 2007
The Top 15 Really Dumb Patents
- DVD re-winder.
- "Members of the Senate Subcommittee on Legislative Oversight" bobblehead doll collection.
- Brown toilet paper.
- Random hurricane-name generator.
- Glass restroom-stall doors: You'll never inadvertently try to enter an occupied stall again!
- Remote TV remote control control: Device allowing you to control your TV without getting up to fetch the remote.
- Instant-acting laxative.
- Lesbianator: Identifies lesbians in the bar so you don't waste money buying them drinks, like last weekend.
- Battery-powered battery recharger.
- Toyota "Camode" seat replacement: For those who have urgent business requiring driving 900 rest-stop-free miles, but abhor adult-diaper rash.
- iMegaphone: for talking to people wearing iPods.
- Vegetable oil spread dye: Modified to a sickly shade of acid green, it's much easier to believe it's not butter.
- Shiny leather.
- Melanin-o-meter: Keeps track of current shade of Michael Jackson.
and the Number 1 Really Dumb Patent...
- Giant panda contraceptive patch.
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Selected from 102 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 1 (6th #1)
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 3
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 4
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 6 Website / Hall of Famer
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 7
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 8
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 10, 11
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 12 Hall of Famer
- Jaime McCarley, Houston, TX -- 13
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 14 Website
- Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 15
- Dwight Burke, New Castle, DE -- Topic
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- List moderator
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- New York Dolls, New York, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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