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February 22, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Former NBA star Tim Hardaway told a radio show
that he's homophobic and "hates gay people."
The league responded by banning him from
league events for an unspecified period.
The Top 16 Reasons Tim Hardaway Hates Gay People
- They always make fun of his karaoke rendition of "It's Raining Men."
- They completely ruined the macho appeal of his signature clutch jump shot, "The Brokeback."
- Lance Bass is taking, like, FOREVER to put out a solo album!!!
- They have *their* pride parade, but where's the parade for spoiled millionaire bigots?
- Chaps? Fine.
Assless chaps? Abomination in the eyes of the Lord!
- Because they've already spoiled the sport of NASCAR.
- In high school he was kicked out of his Village People tribute band for consistently showing up as "the ballerina."
- They constantly outbid him for all the best neckties on eBay.
- This one time, at basketball camp....
- When he was 12, his older brother was killed by a gay street gang, the Broadway Starz.
- He said he won't dance, yet they keep asking him!
- Always viciously heckled by Rip Taylor during road games against the Lakers.
- That flaming Richard Simmons totally ruined Tim's shiny-short-shorts-sparkly-tank-top-and-poofy-Afro look.
- He can never find a spot to put down his beach towel at Fire island.
- Shortly after running away to Las Vegas at the age of 15, his childhood dream of being a magician's assistant was ended by a man named Siegfried.
and the Number 1 Reason Tim Hardaway Hates Gay People...
- Every man he's ever French-kissed has accused him of being one.
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Selected from 122 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 1 (6th #1)
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 2
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 3
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 4
- Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 5, 6 Website
- Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 7
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 7
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 8, 12
- Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 10, 16
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 11
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 13 Hall of Famer
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 14, Topic Website / Hall of Famer
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 15 Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Devo, Akron, OH -- Ambience (explanation)
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