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March 29, 2007


The Top 20 Rejected Names for Bottled Water
(Part I)


  1. Suckerade

  2. Tourista Springs

  3. I Can't Believe It's Not Cheaper!

  4. Sistern's Delight

  5. Coke Less Than Zero

  6. Scrotum Dew

  7. Whizzinator Springs

  8. Watever

  9. Summer's Evian

  10. Swimmy the Polar Bear's Icepack Meltdown Splash

  11. Ubinhosed

  12. AnneHeche2O

  13. Clearly Cambodian

  14. Pisanya

  15. Spring Alique

  16. Coors Lightest

  17. Vanishing Glaciers

  18. Newman's Own Recycled Water

  19. Eau Behave!

    and the Number 1 Rejected Name for Bottled Water...

  20. AquaFEMA



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Selected from 154 submissions from 54 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Matt Kall, Solon, OH -- 1, 4 (7th #1)
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 3, 15
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4, 20 Hall of Famer
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 4
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- 6
  • Brian Daywalt, Wabash, IN -- 7
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 7
  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 8, 14 Website
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 9, Topic
  • Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 10
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 11
  • Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 12, 19
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 12 Hall of Famer
  • Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA -- 13
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 16
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 16
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 17 Website
  • Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA -- 18
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Eddie Mahoney, Brooklyn, NY -- Ambience   (explanation)

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