March 30, 2007
The Top 20 Rejected Names
for Bottled Water
(Part II)
- Starbucks Yuppie Juice
- Gymsockquafina
- Bong Bottom Au Jus
- Calcutta Bottling Company Black Hole Private Reserve
- MonkeySpunk Mist
- Nectar of the Cods
- Chernobyl Springs
- Soylent Clear
- Blue Ocean Bottled-at-Sea Water
- Farrah's Faucet
- Agua Con Carne
- Derrier
- Flava Flav's H-2-Tha-O! Mouth Juice
- Squiji Water
- Ripoff Springs Triple-Nearly Filtered Eau d'Etap
- Dasantery
- Parisian Springs Oui Oui Water
- H2Oprah
- Montezima's Revenge
and the Number 1 Rejected Name for Bottled Water...
- Ron Jeremy's Protein Water
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Selected from 154 submissions from 54 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 1 (11th #1)
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 2 Hall of Famer
- Chuck Brown, St. Stephen, NB, Canada -- 3
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 4, 12
- Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 5
- Geoff Brown, Commerce, MI -- 6 Website / Hall of Famer
- Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 6
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 7, Topic
- John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 8, 17
- Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- 9
- Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 10
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 11 Hall of Famer
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 13, 20, Banner Tag
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 13
- Lisa Lavoie, Clearwater, FL -- 14
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 14 Hall of Famer
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 15 Hall of Famer
- Stephanie S. Thompson, Brainerd, MN -- 16
- Matt Kall, Solon, OH -- 18
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 18 Hall of Famer
- John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 19 Website
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 20 Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Asia, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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