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May 29, 2007


The Top 17 Rejected Prom Themes


  1. She's Havin' My Baby (in the Restroom)

  2. Pukeapalooza '07

  3. Bump and Grind: What're They Gonna Do, Expel You?

  4. Stairway to Community College

  5. Class of '07: We are the Futchure

  6. A Magical Evening in Baghdad

  7. What the Hell, It's Prom -- Drink *and* Drive Tonight!

  8. Our Future Is Crepe

  9. Nine Months Till Motherhood!

  10. A Taste of Paris -- and Lindsay and Britney and Nicole and Mischa!

  11. Havin' a Nappy-Headed Hoedown!

  12. Our Secret Night on Brokeback Mountain

  13. Save the Lap Dance for Me

  14. A Night to Remember Where I Left My Underwear

  15. Last Chance for Revenge Killings

  16. Suburban White Kidz in da Hizzle!

    and the Number 1 Rejected Prom Themes...

  17. The Night Before the Morning-After Pill



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Selected from 112 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 1 (5th #1)
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 2
  • Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 6 Hall of Famer
  • Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 7
  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 8, 12
  • Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 8
  • Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 9
  • Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 10
  • Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 11
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 12 Hall of Famer
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 12
  • Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 13
  • J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 14, 17
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 15 Hall of Famer
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 16
  • Ellen Satter, Trumbull, CT -- 17
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Crabs, Portland, OR -- Ambience   (explanation)

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