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September 4, 2007


The Top 15 Republican Election '08 Bumper Stickers


  1. Who do you want on your side in a fight, Bono or Nugent?

  2. We're NOT gay!

  3. GOP: Gets your whites whiter.

  4. Stay the curse!

  5. Join the GOP! There's plenty of room in the closet.

  6. We have a VERY wide stance.

  7. Vote for us or we'll shoot you in the face.

  8. One more time? LOL!

  9. Vote Cheney for Supreme Overlord.

  10. It's Dem or U.S.

  11. Knockers on Mt. Rushmore? I don't THINK so!

  12. I'd rather be waterboarding.

  13. The *new* GOP: Now 97% less smug!

  14. Every time you vote Democrat, Jesus cries.

    and the Number 1 Republican Election '08 Bumper Sticker...

  15. Glory, glory-hole-allujah!



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Selected from 90 submissions from 33 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 1 (17th #1) Website
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 5, Banner Tag
  • Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 5
  • Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 6
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 7
  • Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 8
  • Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 8, 13
  • Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 9
  • David Kass, Queens, NY -- 10, 14, Topic Hall of Famer
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 11
  • Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 12
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 13 Hall of Famer
  • Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 14
  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 15
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Clifton Chenier, Opelousas, LA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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