August 30, 2007
The Top 18 Revised Movie Quotes Used in Advertisements
- Gillette Foamy: "Luke, I'm your lather."
- American Express: "Hasta la Visa, baby."
- Animal Planet: "Show me the monkey!"
- Alaska Travel Bureau: "Oh, Auntie Em, there's *no* place like Nome!"
- Geometry Wars video game: "Here's looking at Euclid!"
- Hair Club for Men: "The first rule of Hair Club for Men is that you don't admit you're from Hair Club for Men."
- Sara Lee: "Go ahead, make my Danish."
- Frederick's of Hollywood crotchless panties: "Nobody puts labia in a corner!"
- Best Cuts: "No, Miss Blonde. We expect you to dye!"
- Gas-X: "The farts are strong with this one. Have to be, they do not."
- L'Oreal: "As God is my witness, I'll never be homely again!"
- Campbell's Soup: "Well, I'm a mushroom-soup-loving mother****er, mother***er!"
- Ford: "Sometimes you just gotta say, 'What a truck!'"
- Preparation H: "These are not the 'rhoids you're suffering from."
- Layne Bryant: "You're gonna need a bigger coat."
- K-Y Warming Lotion: "Open the bod play doors, Gal!"
- Ginsu Knives: "I'll halve what she's halving."
and the Number 1 Revised Movie Quote Used in an Advertisement...
- Chuck E. Cheese: "Children! Tonight, we dine in HELL!!!!!"
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Selected from 124 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 1 (19th #1)
- John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 2, 9
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 3, 11 Website / Hall of Famer
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 4
- Troy Roberson, Birmingham, AL -- 4
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 5, 17
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 5
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 5
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 6 Hall of Famer
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 7, 10, Banner Tag Website / Hall of Famer
- Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 8, 16
- Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA -- 12
- Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 13, 17
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 14 Hall of Famer
- Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 15
- Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 16, Topic Hall of Famer
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 17, 18
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 18 Hall of Famer
- Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- Topic
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Moped, Philadelphia, PA -- Ambience (explanation)
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