December 21, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Like most other mega-corporations, TopFive is
giving its employees the day off on Christmas Eve
and Christmas Day. See you again next Wednesday!
We hope *everyone* gets lots of goodies! Including Santa...
The Top 20 Santa Pick-Up Lines
- "What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?"
- "The whip ain't just for the reindeer, sweetcheeks."
- "Bet I can make you a believer again."
- "You know, I only come once a year, and I'd hate to waste it on an unconscious Britney like last year."
- "How'd you like to get all harnessed-up, you little Vixen?"
- "Whattaya say, babe -- you, me, a rooftop and a nice chilled bottle of 2% lowfat?"
- "Ho, ho, ho -- ho!"
- "Come sit on Santa's lap and tell him what you want. Then you can sit on Santa's face and give him what *he* wants."
- "Wanna feel the Christmas spirit inside you?"
- "My 'bowl full of jelly'? It's that K-Y warming stuff."
- "Who's your daddy? That's right: Father Christmas!"
- "You know, after staring at reindeer butts all night, yours looks especially appealing."
- "Honey, you could even say it glows."
- "Big Daddy Claus da the house! Now your stockings aren't the only things by the chimney that are hung!"
- "Forget the cookies and milk. Can I have a go at your cupcakes?"
- "Technically, I'm not allowed to leave your house until I've properly stuffed *all* your stockings."
- "Wanna get sleighed?"
- "Baby, I'll take you 'round-the-world tonight if I can get you into the sack."
- "Well, what do you know... there *is* a creature stirring."
and the Number 1 Santa Pick-Up Line...
- "Lady, with your smile so bright, won't you be my lay tonight?"
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Selected from 82 submissions from 30 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 1, 20 (52nd #1) Hall of Famer
- Michael Sheinbaum, Guilford, CT -- 2 Website
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3, 16 Hall of Famer
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 4, 7 Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4, 14 Hall of Famer
- Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 5, 15, 19 (Hat trick!)
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 5, 7 Website / Hall of Famer
- J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 5
- Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- 6, 9
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 7 Hall of Famer
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 8 Website / Hall of Famer
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 10, 12 Hall of Famer
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 11, 18 Website / Hall of Famer
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 13
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 13
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 14
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 14
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 14 Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 17
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- Banner Tag
- Chris Chringle, Studio City, CA -- List moderator
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Lynyrd Skynyrd, Jacksonville, FL -- Ambience (explanation)
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