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Includes only fine artisan dark humor.
April 30, 2008


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Horror film writer-director Eli Roth ("Hostel,"
"Grindhouse," "Cabin Fever") says he's tired of
the horror genre and wants to direct a romantic comedy.


The Top 14 Scary Romantic Comedies
(Part I)


  1. An Affair to Dismember

  2. While You Were Sleeping With the Fishes

  3. Headless in Houston

  4. You Got Impaled!

  5. Rotting Hill

  6. It's a Wonderful Slice

  7. Slay Anything

  8. Four Funerals and a Funeral and Another Couple of Funerals

  9. Miss Congealed Anatomy

  10. Lethally Blonde

  11. My Big Fat Freak Beheading

  12. Bridget Jones, Die Already!

  13. Ground Round Day

    and the Number 1 Scary Romantic Comedy...

  14. Bloodfest at Tiffany's



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Selected from 139 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 1 (29th #1) Hall of Famer
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4, 7 Hall of Famer
  • Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 4, 7 Website
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 4
  • Elizabeth Black, Asotin, WA -- 5 Website
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 6
  • Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 7 Website
  • Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 7
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 8, 13
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 8 Hall of Famer
  • Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 9
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 10
  • Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 10
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 10 Hall of Famer
  • Boyd Johnson, San Diego, CA -- 10
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 11
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 11 Hall of Famer
  • Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 12
  • Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 12
  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 12
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 12
  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 14 Website
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 14
  • Curt Cronshaw, Dollard-Des-Ormeaux, QC, Canada -- Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Nazareth, Dunfermline, Scotland -- Ambience   (explanation)

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