February 11, 2008
The Top 20 Scientologist Bumper Stickers
- Thetans on board.
- Hundreds of celebrity whackjobs can't all be wrong!
- Caution: Tinfoil hat may cause sun glare!
- J-Trav is my co-pilot.
- Honk if you're looney.
- Shhhhhh!!! I'm giving birth!
- If you're close enough to read this, we'll sue your ass.
- I brake for gullible rubes.
- We put the "L. Ron" in "totally wrong."
- If you don't like my driving, stay on Earth.
- My boss is a batshit-crazy author of third-rate science fiction.
- Got bilk'd?
- If this van's a-rocking, it's because Tom Cruise is jumping on the back seat.
- If I'm so slow, why am I ahead of you? Page 115.
- Post-partum depression is for pussies.
- Lose your life savings now -- ask me how!
- Help! I'm stuck on Cruise control!
- My child is the weird one at Pleasant Grove Elementary.
- STOP THE WAR! Bring our Galactic Confederation troops home.
and the Number 1 Scientologist Bumper Sticker...
- Beam me up, Tommy!
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Selected from 94 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 1, 4 (21st #1)
- Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 2
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 4, 5
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 4, 12
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 4, 17 Website / Hall of Famer
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 4
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 4
- Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 4
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 6 Hall of Famer
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 7 Website / Hall of Famer
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 8
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 9 Website
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 10 Hall of Famer
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 10
- Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 11
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 13
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 14, 20, Banner Tag
- Randy Pan, Goat Rock, CA -- 15
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 16 Hall of Famer
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 17
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 18 Hall of Famer
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 19
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 19
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 19
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Topic
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Thomas Dolby, Cairo, Egypt -- Ambience (explanation)
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