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February 9, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Two men placed electronic advertising devices around
Boston last week -- a publicity stunt that stirred
fears of terrorism and shut down parts of the city.
Officials found 38 blinking signs promoting the
Cartoon Network TV show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"
placed on bridges and other high-profile spots.
*We* could have helped them sort it all out.
Here's a handy reference guide...
The Top 13 Signs a Cartoon Character Is a Terrorist
(Part II)
- Maybe it's the burqas, but there's something unsettling about Jihad and the Pussycats.
- Miss Hannigan is hard of hearing and thinks she has been promised 72 urchins.
- You overhear "Eh, what's up, bin Doc?"
- Who else would have masterminded the tainted spinach outbreak last September?
- You hear "Arriba! Arriba!" and look up to see an unattended, ticking package where there was nothing a moment before.
- Cathy hasn't packed on as many pounds over the years as you'd think: "Ack! This sweater won't fit over my suicide belt!"
- "I tawt I taw an imperialit devil. I did! I did see an imperialit devil!"
- He's on Al-Jazeera declaring, "Ubuhdee ubuhdee ubuhdee ubuhdee ubuhdeath to America!"
- When that sociopathic, sadistic bitch once again yanks the football away from Charlie Brown, he cuts off her hands then has her stoned to death.
- Your interrogators seem to think this Pinocchio character is lying.
- "Duck season!"
"Rabbit season!"
"Duck season!"
"Rabbit season!"
"Rabbit season!"
"DucKA-BOOOOOOOOOOM!"
- Seen taking ACME BAT WING flying lessons without learning how to land.
and the Number 1 Sign a Cartoon Character Is a Terrorist...
- "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for some mustard gas today."
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Selected from 124 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Patty Herron, Cullman, AL -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 2 Hall of Famer
- John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 3
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 4
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 4
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 5
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 6 Website / Hall of Famer
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 6
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 7, 13, Topic Website / Hall of Famer
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 7
- Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 8 Hall of Famer
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 9
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 10 Hall of Famer
- Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 11
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 12 Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Clown Alley, San Francisco, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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