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January 26, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
The Top 5 List, born in January
of 1994, has just turned 13!
Now we can drink legally!
What?
Eight more years?!?
You've gotta be kidding!!!
The Top 14 Signs a Humor List Is Now a Teenager
(Part II)
- Freaky growth spurt sends the average list length to 28 items.
- Stammers out lame excuses when caught with National Lampoon magazines under mattress.
- Screams that Perez Hilton doesn't understand it and never will!
- "Don't call me Chester anymore. Call me The Dude."
- Trying to find out if the Huffington Post likes it likes it, or just simply likes it.
- Hair starting to grow on its Honorable Mentions.
- Recently started locking the bathroom door so TheSmokingGun.com doesn't barge in unexpectedly.
- "Go to hell! I never *asked* to be compiled!"
- Monday's list: Britney Spears.
Tuesday's list: Justin Timberlake.
Wednesday's list: Chad Michael Murray.
Thursday's list: The OC.
Friday's list: Why I hate my parents.
Repeat.
- Fewer childish booger jokes, more sophisticated boobie jokes.
- It's the third time this month for that "Top 15 Signs Hannah Glomke from Algebra 2 Likes Us" topic.
- Nocturnal eruditions.
- Chris White now singing "Cat's in the Cradle" to the contributors, instead of the other way around.
and the Number 1 Sign a Humor List Is Now a Teenager...
- Keeps yelling, "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!" at Letterman.
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Selected from 106 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 1, 10 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 2 Hall of Famer
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 4 Hall of Famer
- Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 5, 9
- Gene Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 5
- Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina -- 5
- Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 6, 12
- Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 7
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 8, Banner Tag
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 9 Website / Hall of Famer
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 11
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 13
- Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 14
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 14
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
- The Jesus and Mary Chain, Glasgow, Scotland -- Ambience (explanation)
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