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April 2, 2008
The Top 18 Signs a TV Show's
Cast Has Been Smoking Weed
- Denny Crane and Alan Shore just sit there on the balcony, giggling.
- After Hurley wolfs down the last of Darma Initiative food supply he licks his lips and starts eating the Others.
- Robin Williams is threatening to walk off the set if Pam Dawber can't stick to the damn script.
- Major Nelson keeps taking shotguns and nose hits from Jeannie's bottle.
- Suddenly, Shaggy is the most intelligent occupant of the Mystery Machine. Doobie Doobie Doo!
- Ally McBeal just polished off a large Meat Lover's Pizza and a pint of Ben & Jerry's and is now bugging her co-workers to make a Taco Bell run.
- Pat Sajak giggles every time a contestant asks for a "J."
- Simon Cowell: "That was so coooooool, Mr Hung. Hey, know any Bob Marley tunes?"
- "Screw the carrots, Wilbur. How about some of the branches off that bush outside Kirkwood's kitchen?"
- All of Dr. House's patients are diagnosed with "whatever."
- Dancing with the Stars now plays the entire "Dark Side of the Moon" album for *each* dance.
- Ugly Betty's getting laid like nobody's business.
- Jack Bauer is all "There's *plenty* of time. No worries. Whenever you get to it, Chloe. Really."
- Sam, Diane, Coach, Cliff, Carla and the rest of the gang at the bar call out in unison as the door opens: "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude!"
- Everyone at the hospital is now gaga over Dr. McMunchies.
- "Welcome to 'The McLaughlin Group'! Item number one... Cheetos or Doritos: which curb the munchies better?"
- Either he's been toking or the stick just fell out of Urkel's butt.
and the Number 1 Sign a TV Show's Cast Has Been Smoking Weed...
- "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver's stash last night?"
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Selected from 95 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 1, 15 (18th #1)
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 2, 13
- Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 3
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 4 Hall of Famer
- John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 5, 11
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 6
- Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID -- 7
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 8, 17 Hall of Famer
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 9
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 10
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 12
- Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 14
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 16 Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 18
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Banner Tag Website / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Joseph Foreman, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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