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When it absolutely, positively has to be there eventually.
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December 2, 2007
The Top 16 Signs It's a Porn Actor's First Day
(R-rated)
- Pulls a groin muscle during the missionary position scene.
- Is given the nickname "Boy Scout" because of all the tents he's pitching.
- Inadvertently blurts out, "I love you!" during the money shot.
- When his co-star shows up wearing a strap-on, he ask if they're going to play ring toss.
- Two words: farmer's tan.
- "Gee, Ms. Hilton, I sure didn't expect to meet *you* here!"
- She stops the gangbang to ask, "Other than being uncontrollably horny, what's my motivation in this scene?
- "Is it too much to ask that we do at least one scene where we just cuddle?"
- Thinks Ron Jeremy is an actual pool cleaner
- "Orgasma Plenty? I can't believe that's your real name!"
- "Okay, I'll try it -- but what makes you think people want to see a girl kissing another *girl*?"
- She shows up on the set wearing granny panties.
- Thinks it's lunchtime when the pizza delivery guy arrives.
- "Can we re-shoot this scene? I accidentally used a Northern London accent instead of a Southern London accent for my last line, and I'd hate for the audience to get distracted by such an obvious mistake and totally lose focus on the plot."
- Approaches the fluffer with an armful of lumpy throw-pillows.
and the Number 1 Sign It's a Porn Actor's First Day (R-rated)...
- Wears his "WWJD" bracelet to work.
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Selected from 125 submissions from 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Yoram Puius, N. Attleboro, MA -- 1, 9, 14 (24th #1) (Hat trick!)
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
- Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 3, 6
- Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 4, 9
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 4, 14
- Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 4, 15
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 4
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 5
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 6, 11
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 7
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 7, 12 Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 8 Hall of Famer
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 10
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 10 Hall of Famer
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 13 Website
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 16 Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Kenny Chesney, Knoxville, TN -- Ambience (explanation)
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