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February 6, 2007
The Top 15 Signs Someone Has a Super Bowl Hangover
- Shows up shirtless and covered with war paint. But at least her Colts won.
- "The game? Hell, I don't even remember the ads!"
- His FM radio is tuned to "Light Rock, Less Talk" instead of "The Monsters of Metal."
- The rainbow wig and face paint just don't look right with the judicial robes.
- Interrupts a PowerPoint presentation by yelling, "This commercial sucks!"
- Accidentally brushes his teeth with leftover guacamole.
- "I close my eyes and all I see is purple rain. Make it stop!!"
- He just dunked his donut in a mug of congealed nacho cheese.
- The only thing comforting about reflecting on the Bears' loss was that your tears tasted like queso dip.
- She's got more ice on her head than yesterday's Gatorade-soaked coach.
- When the bus finally arrives, the driver's wearing a beer hat filled with espresso.
- She's sprayed Cheez-Wiz in her hair and spread styling mousse on her bagel.
- Normally white, his disgusting dandruff has turned a more acceptable Dorito orange.
- Looks like a caveman, smells like a caveman, but isn't in a GEICO commercial.
and the Number 1 Sign Someone Has a Super Bowl Hangover...
- He calls in sick -- sick of Rex Grossman choking.
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Selected from 85 submissions from 36 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 1 (17th #1) Website
- Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 2, 9
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 3, 14
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 5, 12
- Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 6, 13 Hall of Famer
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 7 Website / Hall of Famer
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 8, 14
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 10 Hall of Famer
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 11, Topic Website / Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 15, Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Dee Dee King, Fort Lee, VA -- Ambience (explanation)
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