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October 29, 2007
The Top 16 Signs Your
Co-Worker Is Obsessive-Compulsive
- Not only takes minutes at every meeting, takes seconds, too.
- She's a "bean counter" -- although her job title is "electrician" at the Hormel Chili Plant.
- Between his OCD and his overactive bladder syndrome, he's actually worn a hole through the third urinal from the left, 2.4 inches above the drain, slightly to the left.
- Sorts paper clips by tensile strength.
- Tries his best to avoid the cracks while driving the pace car around Talladega Motor Speedway.
- Keeps getting rid of perfectly good 11-month-old magazines from the reception area.
- Counts the coffee grounds to make sure the pot is made correctly.
- Manages to hit right between the 6th and 7th thoracic vertebrae each and every time she stabs you in the back.
- Cornrows his eyebrows.
- Cleans the microwave so often you can see the irradiated glow of his sponge hand from across the lunch room.
- Makes sure each box contains exactly 66 French fries, arranged by height, hue and warmth.
- Does word search and sudoku puzzles without a gun to his head.
- "OK, pay attention, everyone. Martha Stewart's Living -- take 2,351."
- You had to change your name to make partner at Larue, Levin, Lomax, Lohnson and Lmith.
- She's been stuck at the bottom of the lobby escalator all morning because someone cleaned the gum off of "her" step.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Co-Worker Is Obsessive-Compulsive...
- Sorts his ED spam by promised-enlargement size.
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Selected from 97 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 1 (50th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
- Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 2
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 4, 15
- Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 5, 8
- Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 6, 10
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 6 Website / Hall of Famer
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 6 Website / Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 6 Hall of Famer
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 7, 14
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 9
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 11
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 12
- Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY -- 13 Website
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 16 Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- King's X, Houston, TX -- Ambience (explanation)
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