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Don't mess with me, Porkchop.
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June 29, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
It's Little Fiver Month!
Today's list was compiled by
Top5 Pets moderator Sandra Hull.
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The Top 14 Signs Your Pet Is Addicted to the Internet
- Your "cookies" folder is almost empty, but there are countless files in "treats."
- There are a lot more tongue marks on the monitor than the ones *you've* left.
- The desktop wallpaper is now a close-up of Paris Hilton. Specifically, her right leg.
- Run the can opener; nothing.
Say, "Badger! Badger! Badger!"; Mittens runs to you like a cheetah on crack.
- Well, *somebody* has been using your computer to visit MySpays.com.
- The computer's motherboard just whelped a litter.
- The cat dies of Corrupted Blood Plague.
- Rover refuses to catch anything but AOL installation CDs.
- No matter how often you update your Netflix queue, they always send you another batch of Lassie episodes.
- The canary will only fly in wi-fi enabled airspace.
- "Hello, Mr. Fluffy. I am writing to you in the confidential strictness to ask you assistance in gratefully retrieving my families estate in Nigeria."
- Your female iguana's eyes are always bloodshot and your browser history shows thousands of visits to GEICO.
- Your goldfish IMs you to change the damn tank filter.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Pet Is Addicted to the Internet...
- He keeps looking in the mirror and squawking "L33ty Bird!" "L33ty Bird!"
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Selected from 84 submissions from 33 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 1, 7 (2nd #1)
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 2
- Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 3
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 4
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 5, 8
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 6 Hall of Famer
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 10 Hall of Famer
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 11 Website / Hall of Famer
- John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 12
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 13
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 14 Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List moderator, Topic Website / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Machine Gun, New York, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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