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Try it with a little cream cheese -- yumm!
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July 6, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
It's Little Fiver Month!
Today's list was compiled by
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The Top 12 Signs Your
Sci-Fi Blockbuster Is Going to Bomb
- "Starring Rosie O'Donnell as Spider-Woman!"
- Even the Sci-Fi Channel refuses to air it.
- Isaac Asimov personally returns from the dead just to bitchslap the director.
- Maybe the world was ready for a new Star Trek flick, but "Weekend at Scotty's" ain't it.
- The title, "Shovel Over Your Cash, You Easily Manipulable Geekboy Fans," might be a little too on the nose.
- When the aliens land their spaceship and extend the olive branch of peace, the people of Earth accept it and the credits roll.
- Let's just say the green stuff coming out of your Vulcan's pants ain't blood.
- Thirty minutes into the film, even the bootleggers have left.
- Does *anyone* really want to look at a bare-chested 87-year-old Ricardo Montalban?
- Fanboys are so picky about the whole "laws of physics" stuff.
- The premiere is attended by Joel Hodgson and three robot puppets.
and the Number 1 Signs Your Sci-Fi Blockbuster Is Going to Bomb...
- Your PR team is looking sharp in their new red Starfleet uniforms.
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Selected from 121 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 1 (13th #1)
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 2 Hall of Famer
- Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 3 Website
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 4
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 5
- John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 6
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 7 Website
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 8
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 10, 11
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 12
- Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC -- List moderator, Topic Website
- Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- XTC, Swindon, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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