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April 1, 2008
The Top 15 Signs Your
Virtual World Account Has Been Hacked
- Your Second Life character Enrique Salvador is now 92 years old -- and pregnant.
- Your Webkinz Chihuahua is missing and there's a Webkinz alligator in his pool with a high happiness meter.
- Someone re-did your bachelor-pad-in-the-sky with Hannah Montana wallpaper.
- You could have sworn the last time you here there was sniper fire.
- 8InchDagger is post-op, wears a short black skirt and is armed with a yapping pink poodle.
- The half-man, half-cat Wizard/Thief you designed won't level up, since the game awards no experience points for napping and/or masturbating.
- Your 17th-level mage suddenly only knows one spell: Summon Paulie Shore.
- Instead of the dual Warglaives of Azzinoth, your level 70 rogue is now sporting a pair of wieldable fish.
- Someone keeps switching your svelte, cool African-American avatar into an angry, frumpy, middle-aged white woman.
- Your fully armed combots are being detained on a Department of Defense server in Cuba.
- Your Second Life fiancee has wavy shoulder-length auburn hair, an hourglass figure, the legs of a supermodel and a moustache that would make Sam Elliot feel inadequate.
- Your Fabio Casanova avatar is now overweight and bald. Just like you.
- Your Nukedroid3000 advanced combat robo-soldier is gone and has been replaced by a confetti-throwing RipTaylor1981.
- Upon entering battle, you find your character's only weapons are a can of Silly String and a giant-rubber strap-on.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Virtual World Account Has Been Hacked...
- You reach for your +4 Sword of Enhanced Smiting. You grab a floppy rubber dildo with the word "PWND" scrawled on it.
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Selected from 49 submissions from 20 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1, 5, 10 (53rd #1) (Hat trick!) Website / Hall of Famer
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 3, 13
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 4
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 6, 7 Hall of Famer
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 8
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 9, 14
- Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 11
- Randy Lee, Burke, VA -- 12
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 15
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Gonzalo Rubalcaba, Havana, Cuba -- Ambience (explanation)
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