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March 28, 2008
The Top 16 Signs Your Website Is Not Very 2.0
- Yours in the only Website where communities can get communicable diseases.
- "This site best viewed with Mosaic Browser."
- Your source code contains the statement: ">!-- Copyright Charles Babbage 1830 <"
- Your "social networking" site is nothing but a single page with a long list of phone numbers.
- Your hamsters are doing the minuet.
- Instead of streaming video, your site sends someone to the user's location with a slide projector.
- You had to suspend your blog when your blanket caught fire on the hot smoke.
- Your highest browser penetration: WebTV 1.0.
- The "Order now!" link next to merchandise brings up a simple text page displaying a phone number.
- "CDIV Fyle Nae Founde."
- Your site just sits there yelling at the Web 2.0 sites to GET THE HELL OFF ITS INTERNET!
- The only thing that's user-generated: cease-and-desist letters.
- Instead of uploading an avatar, the user is asked to approximate his or her look in "ASCII art" using a 30x30 matrix of Courier New characters.
- Language options are limited to Latin and Sanskrit.
- The sample MP3s on the site are skipping.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Website Is Not Very 2.0...
- Your corporate blog's editorial this week rails at "Congreff."
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Selected from 72 submissions from 29 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Randy Lee, Burke, VA -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 2 Hall of Famer
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Gideon Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa -- 4
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 5
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 6 Website / Hall of Famer
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 7 Website / Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 8 Hall of Famer
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 9
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 10, 14
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 11
- Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 12 Hall of Famer
- Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI -- 13
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 15
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 15 Hall of Famer
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 16 Hall of Famer
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Three Dog Night, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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