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December 12, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Whey don't we take a moment to remember those
unfortunate folks who find themselves all alone
in a foreign land during the holidays....
The Top 14 Signs You're
a Blue Stater Living in a Red State
- Neighbors are mad because your Christmas lights spell out "Get out of Iraq!"
- The locals can't figure out how that Bichon Frise riding in your Volvo can be worth half a damn for hunting.
- Yes, you get Guns & Ammo, but you're careful to recycle every issue when you're through with it.
- At the local diner, the fry cook leaves the kitchen to see who actually ordered the vegetable plate.
- "Son, 'round these parts 'recycling' means riding your Harley home from work!"
- You're known as the blueneck.
- Everyone in town knows you simply as "Miss Japanese Car."
- Odds are stacked against you in your attempt to cast a *secret* ballot.
- Your doctor tells you you're pregnant and when you ask what your alternatives are, he says, "Well, it will either be a girl or a boy."
- You're the only person in the Creation Museum laughing his ass off.
- You have to drive 750 miles to get your Volvo serviced.
- "Would you prefer Smoking or Shut-the Hell-Up-and-Go-Home-to-Eat?"
- The only Brie you can find is an 18-year-old hooker.
and the Number 1 Sign You're a Blue Stater Living in a Red State...
- Your simple question at the gas station was met with a sarcastic "Right over yonder next to the bio-regular, bio-supreme and bio-squeegee."
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Selected from 68 submissions from 26 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 1 (15th #1)
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 2
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3, 13 Website / Hall of Famer
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 4, 11
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 6, 8
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 7 Hall of Famer
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 10
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 12 Hall of Famer
- Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 14
- Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- Banner Tag
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- List moderator
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Ronnie Montrose, Sacramento, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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