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Let your fingers do the laughing.
November 14, 2007


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

The Illinois State Legislature recently passed a bill mandating
a "moment of reflection" in public schools at the beginning
of each day. The bill's sponsor said he hoped the quiet time
would help students calm down and think about their plans.

Sure, Mr. Politician. THAT'S what they'll be thinking about.


The Top 12 Silent Reflections of High School Students


  1. "Wow, Mrs. Brown sure has a nice rack. Come to think of it, Mr. Smith isn't half bad, either."

  2. "Hey, I wonder if that blond cheerleader that heals fast on 'Heroes' loses her virginity, will it grow back?"

  3. "                  " (cheerleaders only)

  4. "Hold this fart in for just another minute, ho-o-o-old it..."

  5. "I think this Kevlar is giving me a rash."

  6. "If the shots come from behind me, I can duck and roll toward that window. If they come from the front, I bolt for the door."

  7. "Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli, lollipop. Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli lollipop. (Pop) Boom, boom, boom, boom..."

  8. "Look at the ass on that chick. I wonder if she'd be impressed if I shot her algebra teacher."

  9. "Shit, I forgot to write my English essay! OK, title: 'A Lot of What Ought to be Thought is Not.' Content: none."

  10. "Whoa! If I cross my eyes it looks like *two* giant zits on my nose!"

  11. "Man, that chick is hot, but her skirt is too short.  Oh my God!  Mom?!?!?"

    and the Number 1 Silent Reflection of High School Students...

  12. "Damn, my water just broke. So much for my dream of giving birth at the prom."



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Selected from 120 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 1 (55th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 2
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Jaime McCarley, Houston, TX -- 4
  • Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 5, 10
  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 6, 8 Website
  • Barb Astrin, Cumming, GA -- 7, 9
  • Chris Urich, Poughkeepsie, NY -- 11
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 12 Hall of Famer
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- List moderator
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Starsailor, Chorley, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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