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February 4, 2008


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Taser International's newest product is
a combination MP3 and Taser -- because it's
soooooo inconvenient to have to carry both!


The Top 14 Songs Found on the Taser/MP3 Player
(Part I)


  1. Zappity Doo Dah

  2. I Shocked the Sheriff

  3. Jump-Start Me Up

  4. Betcha By Golly OWWW!!!

  5. Here Comes the Stun

  6. There's a Tear in My Beer (and a Stain of Sorts in My Shorts)

  7. Hey Joules

  8. Gonna Fry Now

  9. Maybe I'm a-Tased

  10. Bennie and the Jolts

  11. Jerking for the Weakened

  12. The Twitch Is Back

  13. Don't Go Baking My Heart

    and the Number 1 Song Found on the Taser/MP3 Player...

  14. Smells Like Teen Bacon



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Selected from 114 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 1, 2 (54th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 1 (17th #1)
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 4
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 5, 13
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 6
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 7 Hall of Famer
  • Brian Daywalt, Wabash, IN -- 8
  • Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 9
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 10 Hall of Famer
  • Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 10
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 11
  • Randy Pan, Goat Rock, CA -- 12
  • Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 14
  • Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Son Volt, Belleville, IL -- Ambience   (explanation)

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