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Soothes painful, itchy humorrhoids on contact.
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February 5, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Taser International's newest product is
a combination MP3 and Taser -- because it's
soooooo inconvenient to have to carry both!
The Top 14 Songs Found on the Taser/MP3 Player (Part II)
- Tased and Confused
- Shock the Junkie
- Achy Breaky Malfunctioning Pacemaker Heart
- Sweet Ohm Alabama
- Hit Me With Your Best Shock
- Tase Me Up Until I Glow-Glow
- You Light Up My Wife
- Twichita Lineman
- Yelp!
- She Blinded Me With an Appliance
- Almost Paralyzed
- Singe Beneath My Wings
- MacArthur Spark
and the Number 1 Song Found on the Taser/MP3 Player...
- Jamie's Frying
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Runner Up and Honorable Mention items
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Selected from 114 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 1 (9th #1)
- J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 2, 8
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 3
- Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 4
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5, 14 Hall of Famer
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 6 Hall of Famer
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 7 Website / Hall of Famer
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 8, 11 Website / Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 9, Banner Tag
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 10
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 11 Website
- Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 12, 13
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 13
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 13 Website / Hall of Famer
- Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA -- 14 Hall of Famer
- Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- Topic
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Rick Springfield, Sydney, Australia -- Ambience (explanation)
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