March 16, 2007
The Top 20 St. Patrick's Day Pick-Up Lines
- "I'd like to invite to come catch a leprechaun with me. Maybe together we'll get Lucky!"
- "That's a fine-lookin' dram o' whisky you be drinkin', lass. It'd look so much better barfed up on me bedroom floor."
- "I ain't got four leaves, baby, but if you pluck me, I'll give you luck!"
- "Get it? Patty O'Furniture? Ah, screw it -- wanna get laid?"
- "... and while I'm down there, you can finish my beer."
- "So you actually kissed the Blarney Stone? Tongue or no tongue?"
- "Let's back to my place so we can share my pot of gold. Acapulco gold, that is."
- "Tip o' the Trojan to ye!"
- "Want to come back to my place and see Erin go braugh-less?"
- "If you don't sleep with me, the leprechauns have already won."
- "I swear: yellow moons, orange stars, green clover, blue balls and a pink missile."
- "How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh?"
- "Well, ye caught me, lass! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves sex."
- "You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal adulterer."
- "Shoot me, I'm Protestant"
- "Well, lass, we're the only ones still standing. How about it?"
- "I named my pee-pee 'Guinness'
Ye can see 'e's 'angin' out.
And when 'e saw ye with 'is eye
'e went from pale to stout!"
- "Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!"
- "I work for Aer Lingus Culinary Department. Do the math."
and the Number 1 St. Patrick's Day Pick-Up Line...
- "You've already had seven Guinness draughts? Brilliant!"
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Selected from 103 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 1, 11, 12 (28th #1) (Hat trick!) Hall of Famer
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 2
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 3
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 4, 12 Website / Hall of Famer
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 5, 12, 16 (Hat trick!)
- M.J. Finan, Cleveland, OH -- 6, 12
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 7, 10
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 8
- Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 9, 12
- Lisa Lavoie, Clearwater, FL -- 12
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 12 Hall of Famer
- Bo Williams, Madison, AL -- 12
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 13 Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 14, Banner Tag
- Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 15
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 17
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 18
- Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 19
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 20
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- Topic Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Sixpence None the Richer, Austin, TX -- Ambience (explanation)
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