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Oh, and remember: Next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day.
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May 21, 2007
The Top 16 Summer Movie Taglines
- See Cameron Diaz in her underwear in every movie *except*... "Shrek 3."
- It's Keanu Reeves' greatest fear: a paper bag he must act himself out of, in "The, Like, Paper Bag. Whoa."
- Witness what happens to silvery 'nads when it gets cold in... "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer."
- Learn simple phonics to save yourself the embarrassment of mangling the name of this movie in front of dozens of families also waiting to see... "Ratatouille." (It's French, Merde-for-brains!)
- John Travolta, Robin Williams and Harvey Fierstein gender-bend the future in... "Transformers."
- A disgruntled former heavyweight champ turns insurgent in... "Iraqi, Balboa."
- Hollywood discovers that Jim Carrey movies are even better *without* Jim Carrey in... "Evan Almighty."
- Three times the excitement! Three times the stunts! Three times we've done the same jokes now! It's... "Rush Hour 3."
- Keira Knightley bemoans her lack of bust size in... "Pirates of the Caribbean 3: Instead, Man's Chest."
- George Clooney gets a visit from the crew of "Dateline: To Catch a Predator" in... "Ocean's 13."
- Matt Damon is Bourne again in... "The Bourne Ultimatum."
- Witness the horror, the shock and the sorrow when FEMA responds to a major nationwide disaster in... "28 Weeks Later."
- Young wizards meet secretly, wands at the ready, and even the bird is flaming in..."Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."
- Salma Hayek and Jennifer Connally both appear topless in... "The Fantastic Four."
- One man. One quest. One prostate... "Indiana Jones IV."
and the Number 1 Summer Movie Taglines...
- Lindsay Lohan took stripper lessons for her role. What else could you possibly need to know about... "I Know Who Killed Me"?
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Selected from 110 submissions from 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 1, 16 (6th #1)
- Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 2 Website
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 3
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 4, 10 Hall of Famer
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 5 Website
- Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 6
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 7
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 8
- John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 9
- Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 11
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 12
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 13 Website / Hall of Famer
- Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY -- 14 Website
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 15 Hall of Famer
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Topic, Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- The Beach Boys, Hawthorne, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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