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May 10, 2007
The Top 16 Surprises in Spider-Man 3
- Spider-Man find himself facing his most dangerous foe yet: The Orkin Man!
- Venom learns Spider-Man's true identity by hacking his MySpace page.
- "Hello, my name ees New Goblin. You keeled my father. Prepare to diee."
- Things were already weird enough when Tobey Maguire and Topher Grace were in the same scene, but once Elijah Wood showed up, matter and anti-matter collided and the movie ends in the destruction of the universe.
- Kirsten Dunst portrays a terribly untalented actress -- and *still* can't pull it off.
- Peter Parker picks a peck of pickled peppers. Previously, Peter partied with Parker Posey and Piper Perabo, then puked.
- The Green Goblin shows his softer side with puppy-filled pumpkin bombs.
- Peter smiles from ear to ear when Gwen Stacy tells him she likes to be tied up during sex.
- After they finally make love, Mary Jane bites off Peter's head.
- New below-the-belt web-spinning technique almost got the movie an NC-17 rating.
- Spider-Man is reduced to tears by a scathing answering machine message from Alecbaldwin-Man.
- The Sandman is 98 percent beach sand and two percent discarded condoms.
- Spidey finally enters the 21st century by discovering that great power can be had with no responsibility whatsoever.
- A new villain is born when J. Jonah Jameson is bitten by a radioactive dung beetle.
- The Sandman's plan to destroy Spider-Man involves a 10-foot wad of Charmin and a really, really big toilet.
and the Number 1 Surprises in Spider-Man 3...
- Peter Parker lives up to his name when he falls asleep mid-coitus with Mary Jane.
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Selected from 94 submissions from 36 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Gretchen Koch, Brookfield, IL -- 1, 3, 13 (3rd #1) (Hat trick!)
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 2
- Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 3, 14
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 4 Hall of Famer
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 5 Hall of Famer
- John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 6
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 7
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 7 Website / Hall of Famer
- Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA -- 7
- Larry Baum, Hong Kong -- 8
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 8 Hall of Famer
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 9
- Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 10
- Ellen Satter, Trumbull, CT -- 11
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 11, Topic
- Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 12
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 15 Hall of Famer
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 16
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag Website / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- David Bowie, Brixton, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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