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For the deliquent kid in all of us.
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December 11, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley wants to examine the financial
records of six of the country's top televangelists.
Talk about revelations....
The Top 15 Surprises in
Televangelists' Financial Records
- Pat Robertson buys a *lot* of Pokemon cards.
- $100,000 per month in tithes submitted directly to God -- with receipts.
- "Mission: Porn Star Salvation (Thursdays, 10pm-midnight). Lesson: 'He is risen!' Expense: Cialis."
- Who knew that *any* law firm could successfully settle 29 cases out of court in a single year?
- Pay-off to suppress true origin of Oral Roberts' first name.
- Three words: quarterly anal bleaching.
- $16,000 for mailing list of "gullible" market segment and $256,000 for "reeeeally gullible."
- If another causes you harm and you do the Christian thing and turn the other cheek, apparently the dominatrix will charge you double.
- Most of the actual salvation has been out-sourced overseas.
- Mysterious $50,000 monthly payments to a Mr. Lou Cifer for "consulting services."
- Drugs, sex, rock 'n' roll: See itemized list Schedule B (attached).
- Pool boy: $12,000. Hush money for pool boy: $500,000.
- Billy Graham was replaced by an ageless animatronic figure decades ago, and the upkeep expenses were staggering.
- $12,000 for a two-week mission near Las Vegas to help those poor mustangs on their ranch.
and the Number 1 Surprise in Televangelists' Financial Records...
- Storage locker fee for the Ark of the Covenant.
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Selected from 85 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 1, 11 (9th #1)
- L. A. Bettencourtt, Macon, GA -- 2
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 4, 5
- Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 6
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 7
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 8, 15 Website
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 10
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 12
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 13 Website / Hall of Famer
- Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 14
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
- J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- List moderator
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Cher, El Centro, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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