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July 17, 2008
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Actor Verne Troyer, who played Mini-Me in
the "Austin Powers" movies, is trying to
prevent the distribution of a sex tape
the actor made with a former girlfriend.
The Top 16 Surprises in the Verne Troyer Sex Video
- The Oscar-quality digital effects don't overshadow the nuanced screenplay.
- Unimpressed, the movie ratings board only gave it a PG rating.
- At one point, it looks like he's struggling to scale a flesh-colored Mt. Everest.
- A disturbing "Lollypop League" song-and-dance sequence ripped off from the Wizard of Oz.
- Much to her dismay, she deep-throats the wrong head.
- In the credits: "Mr. Troyer's ED problems were sponsored by Microsoft."
- "Doggie style" involves a miniature poodle.
- It's true. Mini-Me is hung like a TopFive contributor. Actually, a little better than the *male* contributors.
- Whimsical soundtrack performed by Randy Newman.
- Turns out Pam Anderson keeps Verne in her nightstand in case of emergency.
- His "girlfriend" is actually a Tickle Me Elmo doll.
- The title: "Shrimp Cock Tale."
- On climaxing, he screams, "Da Plane! Da Plane!"
- "I call him 'Maxi-Me.'"
- Verne Troyer is really his porn stage name. His REAL name is Spanky Cumalot.
and the Number 1 Surprise in the Verne Troyer Sex Video...
- Contrary to the old saying, there are both small actors AND small parts.
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Selected from 98 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 1, 4 (17th #1)
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 2
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 3, 15 Hall of Famer
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 3
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 3
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 4
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5, 8 Hall of Famer
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 6, 10
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 7
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 8
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 9 Website / Hall of Famer
- Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis, MO -- 9
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 10 Website / Hall of Famer
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 10
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 11
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 12 Website
- Stephanie S. Thompson, Brainerd, MN -- 12
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 13, 14
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 16
- William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- Topic
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- The Foundations, Bayswater, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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