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November 20, 2007


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Thursday here in the United States is our annual
Thanksgiving holiday, on which we commemorate the
day the Pilgrims and the Native Americans first
gathered to gorge themselves silly after listening
to a snarky speech the only vegetarian at the
table had been working on for well over a month.

Although holidays are usually a time for joyous songs,
poor little Thanksgiving has long suffered in silence.

Until now.


The Top 15 Thanksgiving Carols


  1. Silent But Deadly Night

  2. All Come, Get Your Face Full

  3. All I Want for Christmas Is Mylanta, Please

  4. O Holy Crap, I'm Stuffed!

  5. Dark! The Drumstick, Neck and Wings!

  6. The First and Goal

  7. Do You Smell What I Smell?

  8. Grandma Got Run Over By a Pilgrim

  9. My Weight Is in Danger 

  10. It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Uncle Chet Got Into the Liquor Cabinet and Is Hitting on Cousin Michelle *Again*

  11. O Come, Maul Three Plates Full

  12. Angels Eat a Bird on High

  13. I Saw Mommy ****ing a Turkey baster

  14. Good King Applesauce

    and the Number 1 Thanksgiving Carol...

  15. Carol of the Belch



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Selected from 76 submissions from 29 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 1 (4th #1)
  • David Kass, Queens, NY -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 3
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 4, 9 Hall of Famer
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 6
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 7 Hall of Famer
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 8
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 9, 15
  • Barb Astrin, Cumming, GA -- 10
  • Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 11
  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 12
  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 13 Website
  • Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI -- 14
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 15 Hall of Famer
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC -- List moderator
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • John Lennon, Liverpool, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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