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December 28, 2007


The 12 Days of a Music Industry Christmas


    On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

  1. Twelve-inch drummer's sex tape

  2. Eleven Boltons bleating

  3. Ten times too many people who can do the Souljah Boy

  4. Nine Jacko nosejobs

  5. Iron Maiden milking

  6. Seven slams from Simon

  7. Six Princes prancing

  8. Five pounds of bling

  9. Four Stones gone gray

  10. Three Doors Down

  11. Two Beatles left

  12. And no music on MTV



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Selected from 56 submissions from 21 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 1 (53rd #1) Website / Hall of Famer
  • David Kass, Queens, NY -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 2
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 3
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 4
  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Randy Pan, Goat Rock, CA -- 5
  • L. A. Bettencourtt, Macon, GA -- 6
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 7, 9 Hall of Famer
  • Elizabeth Black, Asotin, WA -- 8 Website
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 10
  • Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 11
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 12
  • John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 12
  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- Topic Website
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Kurtis Blow, Harlem, NY -- Ambience   (explanation)

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