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December 28, 2007


The 12 Lamest Days of Christmas


    On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

  1. Twelve boils a-seeping

  2. Eleven plumbers plumbing

  3. Ten Fords a-leaking

  4. Nine days in Branson

  5. Eight meth heads freaking

  6. Seven Swanson's dinners

  7. Sixties burnouts begging

  8. Top Fiiiiive Lists

  9. Four brawling Kurds

  10. Three friends' heads

  11. Two-thirds of a dove

  12. And a sauna with Mike Huckabee


Selected from 95 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 1 (52nd #1) Website / Hall of Famer
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 2
  • Elizabeth Black, Asotin, WA -- 3 Website
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 6
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 7
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 8
  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 8
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 9, 10
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 11
  • Brian Daywalt, Wabash, IN -- 12
  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- Topic Website
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Flaming Lips, Oklahoma City, OK -- Ambience   (explanation)

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