December 18, 2007
The Top 20 Things Hanging
on Celebrities' Christmas Trees
- Michael Jackson: his noses, circa 1982-2006
- CIA Director Michael Hayden: Gitmo detainees, until they talk!
- Amy Winehouse: spare eyeliner pencils
- Barry Bonds: a fallen star that used to be at the very top
- Kiefer Sutherland: shredded-bedsheet tinsel
- Heather Mills McCartney: little gold shovels
- Led Zeppelin: a bumper crop of freshly thrown brassieres
- Tina Turner: copies of Ike's death certificate -- and his testicles
- Tom Cruise: tinfoil hats
- Michael Vick: cute little floppy-eared beagle puppies
- Yosemite Sam: orneryments
- Angelina Jolie: her collection of small children from around the world
- Stephen King: grislytoe
- Former Senator Larry Craig: NOTHING GAY!!!!
- Don Imus: Ho-Hos
- Lindsay Lohan: inattentive pedestrians
- Kid Rock: little bottles of shampoo, all unopened
- Britney Spears: "Oh, crap! Is Christmas *this* month?"
- Ron Jeremy: let's just say that ain't tinsel
and the Number 1 Thing Hanging on a Celebrity's Christmas Tree...
- George W. Bush: Easter eggs
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Selected from 89 submissions from 33 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 1 (32nd #1) Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 2 Hall of Famer
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 3
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 4, 9
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 5
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 6
- Matt Kall, Solon, OH -- 7
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 8, 12 Hall of Famer
- J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 10, 17
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 11 Website / Hall of Famer
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 13, 19 Hall of Famer
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 13
- Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL -- 14, 18 Website
- Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 15
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 16
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 20
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 20 Website / Hall of Famer
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Vanilla Fudge, New York, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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