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June 18, 2007
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
It's Little Fiver Month!
Today's list was compiled by
Top5 Law moderator Geoff Brown.
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The Top 12 Things Harry Potter
Would Do With a Law Degree
- "Arrested for drunk broomstick riding? Stay out of Azkaban, Call the Law offices of Harry Potter."
- Sue J. K. Rowling to get her to write more Harry Potter books. He doesn't want to stay this age forever.
- "Dobby, you have a great case against the Malfoys for kidnapping. House elf or not, they owe you millions in damages for wrongful imprisonment."
- Get Paris Hilton sent to Azkaban.
- "Ambulancius Chasius!"
- Get hired by the Justice Department and start selectively firing Slytherin grads.
- Open a hugely successful celebrity criminal defense practice after perfecting his glove-shrinking spell.
- Initiate a massive class action law suit on behalf of all Hogwarts students whose lives have been put in mortal peril at school.
- "Of course Lord Voldemort wasn't mentioned by name in the summons, Your Honor. He *is* He Who Must Not Be Named, after all."
- Double-bill for all the time re-lived during "The Prisoner of Azkaban."
- Forget Lord Voldemort. He's up against a power far more evil: Howard K. Stern.
and the Number 1 Thing Harry Potter Would Do With a Law Degree...
- Law degree, black robes, and a sense of near infinite power? Straight to the Supreme Court, bay-bee!
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Selected from 72 submissions from 28 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 1 (29th #1) Hall of Famer
- Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 2, 8
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Brad Hamer, Austin, TX -- 3, 7
- Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA -- 3
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 3
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 4, 10
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 4
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 5
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 6, 9 Hall of Famer
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 11
- Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 12
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Geoff Brown, Commerce, MI -- List Moderator, Topic Website / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Cleveland, OH -- Ambience (explanation)
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